The Elephant in The Building
🐘 An absurd satire of corporate life, spiked with elephant coffee and concrete.
You’ve stumbled upon this page. Maybe you’re sitting at work, pretending to be productive. Or you’ve been dragged into some training session on a topic you couldn’t care less about. You’re looking for a distraction. Maybe you’re lying in bed, unable to sleep because you had too much coffee during the day. Your thoughts are all over the place. Or maybe you’re just sitting on the toilet with your phone in hand, craving a moment of peace. No shame in that—most people do it.
Anyway… welcome to Gold in Fumes!